Chapter 18: The Embarrassing YouTube Video

Dazzle was twitching her whiskers in amusement at a video she found on YouTube. It was posted by a channel called "FirebladeTheEpic". She grinned in silent laughter and clicked the "like" button on the video (she was using Nutello's YouTube account).
Suddenly, something caught Dazzle's eye. One of the smaller computers surrounding the larger one showed Tiggerpaka's room. There were a bunch of tied up minions, all asleep because apparently they were tired from not being able to do anything. How long were they tied up? Dazzle wondered to herself. I gotta do everything around here, don't I...
Dazzle then had an idea. She took Nutello's laptop (for travelling), and pushed it onto a cart. Nutello then put small rockets on the cart and Dazzle sat on the cart. She then pressed some buttons on the rockets, and the cart zoomed forward, the rockets helping the cart dart out of Nutello's HQ. Dazzle hung on, trying to stay on the cart's wild ride. It zoomed around the corner and headed for Tiggerpaka's room.
Then, the cart stopped, slamming against the spiky door. Dazzle fell of the cart and rubbed her head. She then got to her feet and climbed up the chart and placed her paw on the paw scanner.
"Welcome Dazzle, pet of Nutello," said the voice. The doors opened, and Dazzle zoomed inside, seeing the tied up minions. They all woke up and looked at Dazzle in surprise, making "mmm!" noises, trying to say something to her, yet Dazzle obviously didn't understand.
Dazzle then halted in front of Tiggerpaka and went on YouTube. She went to the video she had been looking at that was uploaded by FirebladeTheEpic. She let the video load, then turned the laptop so Tiggerpaka could see it. As it began playing, and kept playing, Dazzle watched Tiggerpaka get madder, madder and madder at what the video was.

The plan worked as Dazzle predicted. Tiggerpaka got so mad he broke out of the binding ropes and duct tape over his mouth and began yelling. "WHO UPLOADED THAT VIDEO!?!" he roared at Dazzle.

Dazzle pointed to the name "FirebladeTheEpic".

"THAT'S TIREDBLADE'S CHANNEL!" Tiggerpaka hollered, "I CANNOT BELIEVE HE'D POST--er...I mean...PHOTOSHOP THE VIDEO TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT! I SWEAR, WHEN I GET FREE OF THESE ROPES AND DUCT TAPE, I AM GOING OVER TO THAT HEADQUARTERS AND KICKING TIREDBLADE UP HIS TINY LITTLE--!"

"Tiggerpaka!" Nutello exclaimed. Somehow she had gotten free of the duct tape, it was hanging off to the side. "You're free, sir! Now untie us!"
"I am...?" Tiggerpaka observed his body. "I mean, I am, indeed!"
"Well, untie us, you dope!" Nutello snapped.

Tiggerpaka narrowed his eyes. "Don't talk to the Emperor like that, Nutello!" Tiggerpaka then untied Nutello and she jumped to her feet. Nutello ran over to Yoho to untie him, and as soon as she did, he started complaining loudly.

"Wha' in tarnation just 'appened?!" he exclaimed, "I be jus' sittin' 'ere mindin' my own bisness, and some shadow 'er somethin' 'ame on by and tie' me up! Who did such a darn thing?" he then rounded on Nutello, "did you prank me like dat, Nuthead?"
"I didn't!" Nutello narrowed her eyes.

"You'd better not have, I've been pranked by bullies in school 'fore, and my daddeh gave meh lessons on how ter tangle with d'em bullies! So you'se be'er not've done dat!" Yoho snapped.

"With his accent he's hard to take seriously," Cookie muttered.

"Whatever," Nutello dismissed the argument with a wave of her paw. "Good work, Dazzle," she acknowledged her rat, "now let's see if Tiredblade stole anything. And we need to set up some guards at the elevator in case we have any intruders. Also--"
"Nutello! Who's leader here?" Tiggerpaka glared.

"Sorry. Tiggerpaka, what are your orders?" Nutello asked.

"We need to see if Tiredblade stole anything. And we need to set up some guards at the elevator in case we have any intruders. Also, bring me some grubs, Cookie, I'm starving!" Tiggerpaka said.

"What's the magic word?" Cookie sang.

"Make me grubs or you're fired," Tiggerpaka snapped.

Round-eyed, nodding, Cookie darted off.

"Now, excuse me, everyone," Nutello said, picking up Dazzle and putting her rat on her shoulder, "I have some new inventions I've been working on to upgrade the HQ. I'm going to be a while."

Author's Note:
Can't wait to write about what Nutello's inventions are. :3

Chapter 17: The Door in the Tree

"Ahhh..."
Milne was sitting in a closet, drinking iced tea and eating a cookie. Recently, one of the minions had taken a liking to iced tea, and there was now a shortage around the base. Thankfully, Milne managed to pick up twenty or so gallons from the nearest supermarket before they were sold out, and had developed a routine which involved drinking two glasses a day in her closet, so the minion wouldn't find her.
Chomp. Chomp. Slurp.

Bang!

The door was thrown wide open. Milne, with the cookie half way to her mouth, stared up at Nota Bene.
"Oh, hey!" Milne said, hiding the glass behind her back. She took another bite of cookie. "Whashup?"
Nota Bene was breathing hard, her chest rising up and down rapidly.
"Tiggerpaka...Tireblade....office....minions..." she panted. Milne sat up straight.
"Tireblade? Tiggerpaka's office? What are you talking about?" Realization dawned upon her. "Oh no!"
Without another word, Milne scampered out of the closet, with Nota Bene close behind. The tea glass was knocked over. The tea spread slowly on the ground, staining the carpet.

Milne and Nota Bene had left the headquarters. They were in the forest, jumping from branch to branch on the trees. Why didn't I work out more at the gym in headquarters? Milne though desperately, a searing stitch in her side. Nota Bene seemed to have recovered, and was breathing lightly.
"Where are we heading?" Nota Bene inquired. Milne just shook her head.
"You'll see."
10 minutes later, they had arrived at a massive oak tree. Nota Bene and Milne darted down the trunk. There, set in the roots, was a small door, just big enough for Milne, who was small for a cat, to enter. She knocked three times upon the door. The door opened, and a small head poked out. "Whaddya want?"
The head looked Milne up and down, and gasped. "My bad, ma'am. Come on in."
"You'd better stay out here," Milne whispered to Nota Bene, who nodded, and leaned up against the trunk. Milne walked through the small door, which slammed behind her. A bird chirped somewhere in branches above.


Milne walked behind the small figure ahead of her in the main hallway, which was in complete darkness. Suddenly, the hall opened up into a large, circular room, full of light. The source of the light was many shimmering lanterns filled with fireflies. The figure in front of her was revealed to be a small, cream-colored rabbit. "Wait here, ma'am. I'll go fetch the master." The rabbit scampered off down one of the many halls branching off from the circular room. A moment later, she returned with a rabbit, who was completely silver, from eartip to tail.
"Ah, Milne," he said smilingly. "How nice of you to return here! How may I be of assistance?"
Milne told him of the tensions between Tiggerpaka and Tireblade, and the trouble at headquarters. The rabbit shook his head. "I might have known. He is constantly up to no good." He paused. "But, I think I might have the solution to your problem." He paused again. "I think what you need is the Black Brigade."



Author's Note:
:3
Bunnies!


Is it okay if I do the next chapter?
I'll have it out by Saturday!

:)

Chapter 16: Normal (or is it..)

Nota Bene looked at her screen. Everybody was coming home. But where was Yoho? He must have gotten left behind. Thought Nota Bene. Good. She took out some headphones and started to listed to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity music. She prepared for Tiggerpaka to snatch then off. But he diddn't. She listened quietly as everybody came in. Only praise for Dazzle. Ok. I may not be the star, but i tried my best. She thought. She turned her music to full volume and watched the screens. Time when by. Soon, it was midnight.
       "Tiggerpaka...." Said Nota Bene. "Is my shift over, I really need to sleep." she listened for a response.  There was none. "Not funny." Nota Bene clumbed out of the chair and stumbled over to the kitchen. "Cookie-" She started to say, but nobody was there. She got herself a glass of warm milk, then walked back to the chair. Then, she thought of something. What if everybody forgot me? She looked on the screen. A dragon was patrolling the territory. No, it shouldn't lead to that. Nota Bene closed her eyes and fell asleep.

...

Nota Bene sleepily opened her eyes. Oh no! she thought. I overslept! She climbed out of the chair and thought. Tiggerpaka did not force me up today. She thought a little more, then went to go look for the others. she looked through room after room after room, but nobody was there.
          "Cookie!" Nota Bene called. "Nutellllo! Tiggerpaka!" She got a little worried. "Anybody?" The only room left was Tiggerpaka's office. Nota Bene took a deep breath and entered. Everybody was tied up. Nota Bene gasped. When Tirebelade noticed her, she ran for cover. Smoke bomb after smoke bomb as aimed at her, but she dodged. She noticed a tree. She ran for it, and climbed to the top. Then, she leapt from tree to tree. In the treetops, she ran faster and faster to catch up with Tireblade's minions, who help the K.Oed members of Tiggerpaka's force, including Tiggerpaka. I may be their only hope...

AN:Keep. The. Action. Everybody. Untie. Yourselves. I. D. C.

Chapter 15: Helga's Nagging

Dazzle then looked around at the other hypnotized minions. She pressed a button on her ninja mask to turn the hypnotized-like eyes off, and then scurried away. She looked at the other minions, especially eyeing Nutello, who, if possible, looked more stupid than before with her round, buggy eyes and body that was walking weirdly. Everyone looked like zombies due to the hypnotism.
Suddenly, Dazzle's walky-talky made a noise. Dazzle hid in a hole in the ground and pressed a button on the walky-talky. It was Nota Bene's voice. "Note Bene to Dazzle! Nota Bene to Dazzle! Over?" demanded the voice. It was high-pitched because of how small the walky-talky was.
Dazzle didn't respond, so Nota Bene's voice kept talking. "Good, you're there. I sent Cup's army to help you out. Over," said Nota Bene, and Dazzle turned the walky-talky off. Dazzle crawled back out of the hole and looked at the minions, who were walking rather slowly still.
"Perhaps I should have installed a 'fast' button," muttered Tiredblade. I would describe his appearance, but I'm too lazy, so let's just focus on Dazzle for now because she's a boss.
So yeah. Dazzle then flinched as a red alarm flashed and a sound came on. Tiredblade gasped. "That's my 'missile coming', alarm!" he gasped. "Tiggerpaka's minions! Go in a room somewhere so you're out of the way!" he exclaimed. The minions did as they were told without questioning, and walked into the closest room nearby. Tiredblade then picked up his own walky-talky. "Fireblade to Myface. Fireblade to Myface!" he exclaimed.
"Myface here," said a voice.
"Myface! There's a missile heading for us. Install the forcefield!" Tiredblade ordered.
"On it, Emperor of the Awesome Earth!" exclaimed Myface's voice. The alarms turned off.
Meanwhile, up above, the missile heading for Tiredblade's base hit a forcefield and splattered onto it like a bug on a windshield. Nice going, missile makers.
"Ha! That was pathetic," snorted Tiredblade.
Suddenly, a phone started ringing. Dazzle scurried towards the phone to hear what it was saying when Tiredblade would pick it up. He did so, then talked into the phone. "Fireblade Inc., Emperor of the Awesome Earth, Eternal Enemy of Tiggerpaka speaking."
"Tiredblade?" said a voice, unmistakably belonging to Helga, Tiggerpaka's wife. Dazzle perked her ears to be able to listen better. "Tiredblade! I understand you two boys have been playing again, and Tiggerpaka needs to return in time for dinner! Can you tell him to come home?"
"What? First off, the name is FIREBLADE!" Tiredblade roared, "Second of all, this is no GAME, WOMAN! I have Tiggerpaka under my control so there's no use in trying to get him out of it! So LEAVE THE PHONE!"
"Your voice sounds weird!" exclaimed Helga, "and I'll bet you need to clean up around your headquarters, too! I mean, I saw that missile heading for you, but it must've disintegrated when it smelled the stench! I also hear you never take showers! How unsanitary! Plus, you never seem to take anything seriously! Stop playing your little game, please, Tiggerpaka and his friends need to come home! And--"
Dazzle didn't pay attention much more, because everything seemed to be coming out as "yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak". Tiredblade seemed to be being tortured.
"Stop, STOP! I thought I was the master of torture, but obviously I got competition! If I let Tiggerpaka come home, will you PLEASE STOP NAGGING ME?" Tiredblade begged, "please?!"
"Alright, mister, you'd better bring Tiggerpaka home or you'll be in the time-out chair!" Helga said.
Dazzle then watched as Tiredblade pressed a button, and all the minions ran out of the room, all back to normal.
"What the glob just happened?!" demanded Wolfward.
Nutello rubbed her head. "All I remember is--" she then saw Tiredblade. "GAH! TIREDBLADE RUN!" With that, all the minions ran out of the base.
Tiggerpaka glared at Tiredblade. "We shall meet again!" and he ran out. Dazzle scurried out after.

Author's Note:
Hurr hurr.

Chapter 14 (Unnamed)

Nota Bene was eating a Ham sandwich when she heard a alarm sound. She quickly hurried to two screens. One was earlier that same day, of Dazzle. Dazzle was seen in a jetpack, soaring off into the sky. Nota Bene turned to the second screen. It was a live video feed of Dazzle. Nota Bene looked closer at it. She noticed Tiggerpaka and his minions walking around like zombies, led by Yoho. As Nota Bene looked closer, she noticed that Yoho was being controlled by Tireblade.
        Then, she noticed movement in the upper screen. Dazzle. Dazzle landed and prepared to throw a smoke bomb, but it was too late. Tireblade pressed his button, and Dazzle too was now under control.
         "MWAH HA HA HA!" laughed Tireblade. "Now NOBODY can stop me!" he laughed.
         "You forgot a minor detail." Whispered Nota Bene. She pressed a button, which revealed a Passcoded lock.
         "4,3,8,1,2,0,9,7." Said Nota Bene as she punched in the letters quickly.
         "Welcome, Nota Bene" Said a soothing female voice. "What weapon would you like today?" it asked.
         "A missle." whispered Nota Bene. she checked the live video feed. Tireblade was still in central park, gloating about this victory.
        "Good job, sir." said Tireblade's minions.
        "Where do you want this missle to land?" asked the coumputer controlled voice.
Nota Bene paused and said, "Central park."
         "Anything else?" asked the coumputer.
Nota Bene thought for a moment. "Cup's army." she whispered. That was all she could do, after all she could not risk herself. she had to rely on the coumputer's missle to destroy the device and remote, and Cup's army to lead Yoho and his minions to safety. She watched as Cup's army flew off on jetpacks, and the countdown began.
         "10, 9, 8" said the coumputer. "7,6,5,4,3,2..."
 
AN: Suspense!

Chapter 13: It's the, eye of the rat, it's the thrill of the fight

Meanwhile, in the HQ...

Dazzle was eating some Nutella that she had found in Cookie's fridge. She munched on it and kicked back on a mini-chair Nutello had once built for her. Dazzle was watching TV on the giant computer, something about a sponge who lived in a pineapple under the sea.

Suddenly, an alarm sounded. On the computer, a test pattern appeared and some words came that said "RED ALERT!" Dazzle jumped back and looked at the computer. It then cut to a scene at some sort of dark area. Dazzle leaned closer. Perhaps something bad was happening at Central Park?

It then showed Yoho leading Tiggerpaka and his minions, all of them walking like clueless zombies. Their eyes were all swirly, and Dazzle spotted Nutello among them. Oh no, she thought. Dazzle leaned closer, and saw Tiredblade behind them, laughing. "Who will stop me now?!"

Dazzle narrowed her eyes.

Dazzle will.

Dazzle had never been on her own before, as Nutello thought she'd be eaten by a hawk or something. But since she saw that her owner and friend was in trouble, Dazzle decided to risk her life to save them. It may seem stupid, I know, some of those minions are utterly worthless, but Dazzle felt a loyalty to Nutello and her friends, too. 

The gray-and-white rat scurried up to a button and placed her paw on it. A small door only Dazzle would be able to fit into opened: inside there were several knives, ninja masks, throwing stars and smoke bombs, all big enough for Dazzle to hold. She put the black ninja mask on along with a suit, put some smoke bombs on her belt, and put two swords on her back and clipped the throwing stars to her belt. She then grabbed a jet pack and ran out of Nutello's headquarters and went into the hallway, heading for the elevator. She stepped inside and pressed the "up" button, and rose up in the elevator. It stopped at the inside of the porta potty, and Dazzle stepped out, strapped the jet pack on, and flew away.

Author's Note:
*dramatic music*

Sorry chapter is short, I was too lazy to write any more. xP

Chapter 12: Guess wut.

Nutello, Anonsi, Tiggerpaka, and Yoho made it to central park. There, waiting, was Tireblade. Behind him was a swirly devise. Tiggerpaka grabbed a spear from his pocket and pointed it at Tireblade.
               "Dis is so much fun!" Screamed Yoho. Yoho walked up to Tireblade. Yoho noticed that Tireblade was holding a BIG RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
             "Hey.... would you like to press this for me?" asked Tireblade. Yoho snatched the button out of Tireblade's hands ( or paws? IDK ). Yoho brought his hand down in slow motion.
"NOOOOOOO" Nearly everyone present said.
"YESSSSS" Said Tireblade.
"PAAAAAANNNNKKKKAAAAAAAKKKEEEEEEESSS!!!" Screamed Yoho as he pressed the button. Everybody behind Yoho was now hypnotized.
"Oooooh!!!" Said Yoho. "Uhmmm.... Tiggerpaka, could ya gets meh a ham sandwich?" He asked.
"yes master" Said Tiggerpaka. He was now under control of Yoho.
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!" Screamed Tireblade at Yoho. "NOW THEY ARE UNDER YOOOUUUUURRR POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nota Bene peeled most of the exclamation points off the web page.
"Don't confuse the readers with exclmation points you'll make them dizzy." Nota Bene said as she left. Tireblade squirted lava out of his ears ( He was THAT mad!!!). Tiggerpaka came back with a ham sandwich. Then, something worse happenend. Tireblade pressed the red button. Yoho was now under Tireblades power.
"Yoho, command your minions to find and atack Tiggerpaka's 'Secret' base."
"Yes sir." Said Yoho.
"mwah HA HA, Who will stop me now?!" laughed Tire'bland'

AN: BACKUP?!