Chapter 15: Helga's Nagging

Dazzle then looked around at the other hypnotized minions. She pressed a button on her ninja mask to turn the hypnotized-like eyes off, and then scurried away. She looked at the other minions, especially eyeing Nutello, who, if possible, looked more stupid than before with her round, buggy eyes and body that was walking weirdly. Everyone looked like zombies due to the hypnotism.
Suddenly, Dazzle's walky-talky made a noise. Dazzle hid in a hole in the ground and pressed a button on the walky-talky. It was Nota Bene's voice. "Note Bene to Dazzle! Nota Bene to Dazzle! Over?" demanded the voice. It was high-pitched because of how small the walky-talky was.
Dazzle didn't respond, so Nota Bene's voice kept talking. "Good, you're there. I sent Cup's army to help you out. Over," said Nota Bene, and Dazzle turned the walky-talky off. Dazzle crawled back out of the hole and looked at the minions, who were walking rather slowly still.
"Perhaps I should have installed a 'fast' button," muttered Tiredblade. I would describe his appearance, but I'm too lazy, so let's just focus on Dazzle for now because she's a boss.
So yeah. Dazzle then flinched as a red alarm flashed and a sound came on. Tiredblade gasped. "That's my 'missile coming', alarm!" he gasped. "Tiggerpaka's minions! Go in a room somewhere so you're out of the way!" he exclaimed. The minions did as they were told without questioning, and walked into the closest room nearby. Tiredblade then picked up his own walky-talky. "Fireblade to Myface. Fireblade to Myface!" he exclaimed.
"Myface here," said a voice.
"Myface! There's a missile heading for us. Install the forcefield!" Tiredblade ordered.
"On it, Emperor of the Awesome Earth!" exclaimed Myface's voice. The alarms turned off.
Meanwhile, up above, the missile heading for Tiredblade's base hit a forcefield and splattered onto it like a bug on a windshield. Nice going, missile makers.
"Ha! That was pathetic," snorted Tiredblade.
Suddenly, a phone started ringing. Dazzle scurried towards the phone to hear what it was saying when Tiredblade would pick it up. He did so, then talked into the phone. "Fireblade Inc., Emperor of the Awesome Earth, Eternal Enemy of Tiggerpaka speaking."
"Tiredblade?" said a voice, unmistakably belonging to Helga, Tiggerpaka's wife. Dazzle perked her ears to be able to listen better. "Tiredblade! I understand you two boys have been playing again, and Tiggerpaka needs to return in time for dinner! Can you tell him to come home?"
"What? First off, the name is FIREBLADE!" Tiredblade roared, "Second of all, this is no GAME, WOMAN! I have Tiggerpaka under my control so there's no use in trying to get him out of it! So LEAVE THE PHONE!"
"Your voice sounds weird!" exclaimed Helga, "and I'll bet you need to clean up around your headquarters, too! I mean, I saw that missile heading for you, but it must've disintegrated when it smelled the stench! I also hear you never take showers! How unsanitary! Plus, you never seem to take anything seriously! Stop playing your little game, please, Tiggerpaka and his friends need to come home! And--"
Dazzle didn't pay attention much more, because everything seemed to be coming out as "yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak". Tiredblade seemed to be being tortured.
"Stop, STOP! I thought I was the master of torture, but obviously I got competition! If I let Tiggerpaka come home, will you PLEASE STOP NAGGING ME?" Tiredblade begged, "please?!"
"Alright, mister, you'd better bring Tiggerpaka home or you'll be in the time-out chair!" Helga said.
Dazzle then watched as Tiredblade pressed a button, and all the minions ran out of the room, all back to normal.
"What the glob just happened?!" demanded Wolfward.
Nutello rubbed her head. "All I remember is--" she then saw Tiredblade. "GAH! TIREDBLADE RUN!" With that, all the minions ran out of the base.
Tiggerpaka glared at Tiredblade. "We shall meet again!" and he ran out. Dazzle scurried out after.

Author's Note:
Hurr hurr.